December 2009
132 posts
First there was the moose wine on the gondola from the guy running the protest group for paid parking at gore. Then there was skiing with the kid on a sick racing snowboard giving me pulls of whisky from his flask, and shootin’ the shit over some jerky on the topridge triple. Then there was the guy who told me about his trip to costa rica twenty years ago when he did lsd and went snorkeling...
formspring.thisiskeg-talktome
Playing outside later today?
Is that an invitation? I’ll count skiing as playing, want to join me?
Yikes
I have to go to bed! I have to be up and ready to go to the mountain in three and a half hours!
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Yes, you are first
Thanks for breaking up the boredom :)
and now y'all can formspring me. →
I'm just a curbside prophet
with my hand in my pocket
and I’m waitin’ for my rocket to come
“A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be.”
– Albert Einstein (via reluctantbuddha)
“Knowledge is a very dangerous thing.”
– Zulu Shaman Credo Mutwa (via quote-book)
Suck it Ken Meland →
“A culture that views a pig as a pile of protoplasmic inanimate structure to be...”
– Joel Salatin, owner of Polyface Farms featured in the film Food, Inc.
If you haven’t seen Food Inc. yet I highly recommend you do so soon. It’s now available for instant viewing on Netflix.
(via apsies)
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“It doesn’t matter if you’re good or bad, if you ski or snow board....”
– yours truly
you are yourself, and no one else, don’t try to make yourself fit someone else’s definition
baby would you be my Corona and Lime?
so I just went to take a sip from my corona, and it was so cold that it froze, from the neck down, while i was attempting to drink. epic? I think so
“in a time of drastic change it is the learners who inherit the future. the...”
– Eric Hoffer (via quote-book)
“Friendship consists of only one soul; inhabiting two bodies.
@peanutbuddah -...”
– Aristotle (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
one good thing about music is when it hits you can...
so hit me with music, brutalize me with music
Tumblr.com '09: What I've learned.
enfantmort:
1. This is the best site that I have ever spent a part of my life on.
2. There are actual bloggers on this website. But shh, they’re supposed to be a secret.
3. Photos get more reblogs and likes than Text posts. Forever.
4. When you reblog, saying “THIS.” and “Oh My God” are two appropriate responses. 5. Tumblarity is a fickle whore that will let you fuck her good, but won’t let...
“We are turning into a nation of whimpering slaves to Fear—fear of war, fear of...”
– Hunter S. Thompson (via eastofeden:marychrist) (via vruz) (via apsies)
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Cocktail Tip
sinking-up:
The alcohol content of your drinks should always match the unemployment rate.
*Use effective unemployment rate if you want to get more fucked-up.
(recession recipes)
Dear Skiing,
I love you. Just thought you should know. I didn’t even know how much I missed you, and I thought I missed you a bunch.
“Dictionary editors, linguists and even radio DJs say we have entered a semantic...”
– The Washington Post diligently observes that there isn’t a name for this decade. (via andrewgraham) (via apsies)
"Hope is everywhere, you're just not looking hard...
apparent-fucking-ly
“And when our city, vast and shitty, falls to the Axis, yeah…
They’ll...”
– say anything
“Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?”
– Abraham Lincoln (via simtan) (via quote-book)
“A public-opinion poll is no substitute for thought.”
– Warren Buffet (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
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stfu, cnn
guess who doesn’t care about this bullshit excuse for an attempted terror attack after 10 hours of inflammatory reporting? THIS GUY
MGD 64
bottle.. cool, taste.. meh, overall.. why not
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whelp, time to start drinking the holiday away… anybody go drink for drink with me?
Merry Christmas, everybahhdy
does it not feel like christmas at all to anyone else?
“You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. I hope someday you’ll join...”
– John Lennon (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
My secret...
devananne:
paulhudder:
I haven’t, and won’t, changed my computers clock to Florida time because every time I look at it it makes me feel at home (It’s on Utah time still)
I like Utah because it makes people call it home. I wasn’t born here and I love that it’s my home.
woot
Got my skis, boot bag, AND Christmas presents front US Air today! Wrapping some presents and then going up to North Creek after some Bailey’s at my old work’s xmas party tomorrow. Today I love the lady at the Albany US Air luggage office and attorneys .. ?
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The Battle Continues...
No thanks to United Airlines, my luggage is somewhere between NYC and Albany with US Airways. It’s been 34 minutes and I’m still on hold. I love senseless cancellations from less than imminent snow storms that completely miss your destination. I just want my ski gear and family’s xmas presents
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@starsandboulevards
starsandboulevards:
In times like those, I adopt the philosophy of, “Captain Morgan is the only man I need!”
The first few dates go down smooth and easy, and all we have are high times. I’m giddy, and proudly announce our relationship to the world by attractively slurring, “I’m Dryunk!”
But at the end of the night, as I’m lying sick and alone on the bathroom floor, I can’t help but be...