January 2011
65 posts
Why is no one responding to my texts?
dan-yellie replied to your post: Thoughts on bowling as a first date?
epic fail
whateverr, get off tumblr and go to your party
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Here's the situation, you know my motivation,...
please excuse me I don’t mean to be rude
December 2010
132 posts
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my mother has stopped calling me
now she video skypes me whenever I’m on
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...I think that was an add for a vibrator...
on tv right now
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lounging around my house in boxers
because I can
colocke asked: karl no. bowling is a bad first date.
Thoughts on bowling as a first date?
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“An infinite number of mathematicians walks into a bar. The first goes up to the...”
– (via fuckyeahmath)
“There’s always tension between freedom and fairness. We want less government...”
– Do We Want to Live in the Libertarians’ World? (via azspot)
My short answer: no.
(via shorterexcerpts)
Libertarianism is just anarchy for rich people.
(via savagemike)
I think it would be nice to move to a new city,...
Let me be clear, I love all of my friends and family. I don’t intend to separate myself from them. I do however think that a change of scenery after I graduate is in order. I would like to move to a city, get a job, know absolutely no one, and have my own one bedroom apartment. I want to be in a place where every person I meet is fresh and new. I want each person I meet to not be attached to...
adamhm replied to your post:Ways to sound like a slut: Send someone you don’t know a message saying “Hey stud”
karl being away from slc is making him extra feisty.
I don’t know what it is, but I think you’re right
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Ways to sound like a slut: Send someone you don't...
Ask if I go to the U when my profile clearly says Westminster multiple times. Actually, you were right in calling me stud because you just hit a wall. Thank you for compliment, you may take your diseases elsewhere.
No Human Being Is Illegal
Aw, I like you person with too many bumper stickers
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Sweet Jesus what happened to me?
The fucking LGBT section on Netflix has me ready to weep like a baby while I sit in the corner curled up in blankets and listen to John Mayer. I think I’m turning into a thirteen year old girl.. Oh God.. I’ve really caught the gay
..so about those four bottles of wine and twelve...
“Humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less.”
– C.S. Lewis
I live to throw parties. Rager at the mountain...
I almost forgot how much I love getting fucked up up north. North Creek never rocked so hard.
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oh yeah, Josh did one too →
ad candidate number two, lolz at this one →
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doritos super bowl ad candidate →
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mr—brightside replied to your post:I think I project a persona on the internet that is exponentially more queeny than I am in real life
Queeny?
flamingly homosexual
I think I project a persona on the internet that...
Watching TV with my mother, she says
“this song is the only good thing about this show, and when it’s over, it’s over”
1-the song is short skirt, long jacket by Cake. excellent taste.
2-work that sass, I knew we were related.
apaulinglanguage replied to your post:Also, Santa brought me gift cards to Banana Republic and Nordstrom
The wonderbread factory called. They want their white bread back. ZING!
Whatever, this white bread is like fucking funfetti
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When your mother strategically sits so she can...
apaulinglanguage asked: Darth Vader wasn't the pilot of the death star he was just there because he took the princess there. And the death star was part of the imperial starfleet which would be more likened to a navy. Not an airforce. The ADMIRAL who was in charge of the death star was Grand Moff Tarkin. He was more the pilot than vader but even still he was just in charge. The "pilot" would have been a...
apaulinglanguage asked: Darth Vader wasn't the pilot of the death star he was just there because he took the princess there. And the death star was part of the imperial starfleet which would be more likened to a navy. Not an airforce. The ADMIRAL who was in charge of the death star was Grand Moff Tarkin. He was more the pilot than vader but even still he was just in charge. The "pilot" would have been a...
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Also, Santa brought me gift cards to Banana...
Can’t wait ‘til I’m back in SLC to spend these and an ample amount of my own money
Yes mother, I guess you can make me eggs and ham...
life is so hard
wine drunk is the best drunk
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apaulinglanguage asked: You... you know he's in a wheelchair under that right? Like can't walk kind of wheelchair. Like he couldn't walk so he needed a wheelchair kind of wheelchair. If he couldn't even walk and needed to be in a wheelchair how would he have been able to drop the nukes. I don't think you can reach the "drop the nukes button" from a sitting position, and he, being in a...
apaulinglanguage asked: You... you know he's in a wheelchair under that right? Like can't walk kind of wheelchair. Like he couldn't walk so he needed a wheelchair kind of wheelchair. If he couldn't even walk and needed to be in a wheelchair how would he have been able to drop the nukes. I don't think you can reach the "drop the nukes button" from a sitting position, and he, being in a...
