ATTENTION INTERNET: This is hilarious! I was looking at movie reviews by my Netflix-going peers to choose a film to watch and I stumbled upon this gem. This is real life; the top voted comment says:
“Sometimes when I’m alone and I can’t sleep at night, I get naked, rub vasoline all over my body and pretend I’m a slug in the kitchen.”
Yes, that’s right, 1,690 people found this review helpful. The next review was found helpful by 250 people. This is what internet dreams are made of.